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Mothers and Celebrities

Being a mother of young children is a lot like being famous:        Celebrities do important things all day and can never let down their guard.         Celebrities never go anywhere alone.        Celebrities are continually accosted by strangers.        Celebrities are expected to … Continue reading

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Avoiding Post-partum Depression

Disclaimer:  I am not a physician and am unqualified to dispense medical advice.  Please consult with your doctor before trying out my methods. If I were a legislator I’d propose that government require warning labels on mattresses.  “Certain uses of this product can … Continue reading

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Talented Sleeper

Chief among my mothering skills is my talent for sleeping.  I learned this skill in college—the only part of my college education so far that has applied to my career as a mother.I was a devoted student back in college … Continue reading

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